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Angelina Jolie got raped by her aunt
Angelina Jolie claims in an interview that her aunt raped her when she was only 3-years-old.
``She used to enjoy visiting her grandparents in their home and she always believed it was a safe house. Now for Angelina it is a place where nightmares belong.'' said her mother.
Those were the stark words from Angelina Jolie's mother about the event that befell her daughter when she was a three-year-old girl and she got brutally raped by a 19-year-old aunt in a sudden violent attack in her grandparents home many years ago.
The aunt lived with the grandparents, with whoms she had stayed since she was taken away from his mother after being thrown down stairs as a baby.
On the day it happened, the parents of 3-year-old Angelina Jolie were in the living room talking with the grandparents and believed their daughter was playing in the yard of his grandparent's home.
The mother suddenly heard Angelina Jolie crying and that it was not a normal cry, but one of pain.
Angelina Jolie ran to the living room and told the mother in blunt childish language that her aunt had raped him.
The mother ran to the aunts room, looking for the aunt and when she eventually found her, Angelina Jolie's father had to intervene to stop his wife from assaulting his daughter's attacker. Although the aunt initially claimed she had done nothing, subsequent DNA test of vagina secretions from 3-year-old Angelina Jolie's right hand and arm showed that the aunt had forced the child to insert her small arm into her vagina so she could achieve an orgasm and the test results led her to confess.
''She was no longer the happy carefree little girl she was before the offence,'' the mother.
Angelina Jolie claims that she has suffered years of psychological problems from the lesbian rape which led her to become a butch lesbian, satisfying the needs of young teen girls and old ladies. She felt that her destiny was to become a butch lesbian because her aunt turned her into a man. She has been undergoing therapy that has been slowly getting her out of her painful lifestyle and putting her back into a normal life. Cher's daughter Chastity Bono also suffered similar circumstances when she was raped by a woman at the age of 11-years-old. Chastity has completely destroyed her body to appear more like a man.
A think tank in Europe has discovered that homosexual rape around the world is a product of sexual deprevation caused by governments and laws which prevents normal hetrosexual sex from occuring.